she-wants-the-eod:

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

Also drunk people

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posted 10 hours ago (® briannathestrange)

theupperarmyqueen:

best thing ever said

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posted 10 hours ago (® factoseintolerant)
darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

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posted 10 hours ago (® darkmoonfall)

things I can’t imagine

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
  • someone getting happy because I messaged them first
  • someone thinking about me, in general
  • someone wondering how I am
  • someone finding me attractive
  • someone doing something to try and impress me
  • someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
  • someone wanting to get to know me
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posted 10 hours ago (® smelly-kat)

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

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posted 11 hours ago (® 01tardistimelordyeah)

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

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posted 13 hours ago (® rawunmedicatedheartt)
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posted 14 hours ago (® phoebe-buffays)

okaymad:

"i think he likes me"

image

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posted 17 hours ago (® okaymad)
liquorsexandtattoos-ebola-boyz:

Koreans: 1America: 0

liquorsexandtattoos-ebola-boyz:

Koreans: 1

America: 0

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posted 1 day ago (® shopjeen)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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posted 1 day ago (® y2kid)
truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

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posted 1 day ago (® truezodiacfact)
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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posted 1 day ago (® laughhard)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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posted 1 day ago (® v0ciferation)

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

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posted 1 day ago (® thehobodad)

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

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posted 1 day ago (® pararoses)